Ok, ok, you got me. Not THIS kind of pole dancer. I wasn't paying attention at work as I was walking and ran face first, SUPER hard, into this big metal pole. I hit it soooo hard that I gave myself a bloody nose. I think the whole office heard my nose/face banging against it. I swear that I gave myself a nose job bcuz now my already big French/Italian nose is kinda hooked even more with a new lump. My nose still hurts and i'm wondering if I will wake up with a black eye.
I gave myself a bloody black eye once when I walked into the door jam at my parents house years ago.
Work it, Cindy, work it !!!
ReplyDeleteWOW black eye is cool but i hope you wont have complication.
Blonde?
ReplyDeleteOlivia...no black eye darn it! I wish I woulda at least got a shiner. Haha
ReplyDeleteBlindtom...well, I was born reallllly blonde but by 4th grade my hair turned brown..so I guess I am blonde at heart hehhehe
Wait a minute.. let me get this straight. You ARE a POLE DANCER.... and you never told me??? what the hell?
ReplyDeletedude a couple years ago i got smacked in the face with a ceiling fan. literally knocked my nose diagonal on my face. four months later, after the bones had reset, i had to get a full on septo-rhinoplasty. no joke, man! so gnarly!
ReplyDeleteoh SHIT Leora! Ouch!!!!!!! I need to have my left septum fixed as it is.. maybe this hit fixed the deviated septum for me. I am still blowing bloody boogers 3 days after YUCK. Oh man I feel for ya..it HURT but you got me beat on that one.
ReplyDeleteAn idle brain is the devil's workshop.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was idle hands.....but, i guess it could go both ways.
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