Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Sto Cazzo!

I want your breasts - 51 (Surprise)


Date: 2009-12-01, 2:51PM MST


preferably in my hands and mouth for as long as you want, we could do more or not. Send pic, I can host


Do you miss being touched? - 38 (35th ave and peoria)


Date: 2009-12-01, 2:46PM MST


Miss being held on a cold evening? Miss having that special someone tell you how he feels about you? Miss having that special guy make love to you? Miss those evenings just watching tv and being snuggled up together? I sure do miss being with someone.Never fun being lonely.I miss the kissing and the passion as well.I'm 38,5'7 baby blue eyes.I prefer to date women who is on the chunky side.Love to date white and hispanic women.If you love to kiss and cuddle and want a great guy then message me.Leave a number if you want and i will call you.i have pics i can send you cell to cell.Hope to hear from you soon.Type TOUCH ME in the subject line so i know your real.

Looking for a squirter - 27 (Phoenix)


Date: 2009-12-01, 2:24PM MST


I'm looking to date a girl that can squirt, preferably all over me. :) Let's face it, you are hard to find!

Of course, it's not the most important part of a relationship but I'm tired of settling and it is something that I like way too much to go without.

I would prefer a girl that can squirt from external AND internal stimulation, but I'm definitely interested in either. Just because you can squirt doesn't mean things will work out or that either of us will be interested, but it seems like a good place to start. An honest place, if nothing else.

Responses with pictures will get pictures in return. Please use "I can squirt" in the subject line so I can filter spam.

I look forward to talking to (and eventually tasting) you.

  • Location: Phoenix
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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WOW PEOPLE ARE WEIRD!

2 comments:

Initials BB said...

HAH "Just because you can squirt doesn't mean things will work out" - writing an escape clause into his anonymous bizarre sex ad! awesome.

Fashion Serial Killer said...

haha i know! we should write some of these and see what kind of responses we get.. might be pretty funny.