Ok, ok, you got me. Not THIS kind of pole dancer. I wasn't paying attention at work as I was walking and ran face first, SUPER hard, into this big metal pole. I hit it soooo hard that I gave myself a bloody nose. I think the whole office heard my nose/face banging against it. I swear that I gave myself a nose job bcuz now my already big French/Italian nose is kinda hooked even more with a new lump. My nose still hurts and i'm wondering if I will wake up with a black eye.
I gave myself a bloody black eye once when I walked into the door jam at my parents house years ago.