"You ready boys? Well I've heard it said all over this land that you can judge a man by the size of his hand so if you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty you better find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties."
HIGH FIVE! I used to be so ashamed to have no boobs when I was younger. I'd wear big old man clothes that i'd buy at the thriftstore because I thought that it would cover up the fact that I was flat chested. I started to notice that after i'd put some of my clothes in the laundry for my Mother to do, they'd disappear. Turns out she was throwing them away/donating them. I was SO mad!!