Wednesday, March 18, 2009

"You are Cooler than Cool, you are WARM!"

Today I printed this off at work. The Yummy Book!

Last night I took the dogs for a fast paced walk and then I made myself go down to 24 Hour Fitness. I have a free 7 day pass and I have really, really been wanting to go in a Sauna to see if I'd actually sweat. It appears I don't seem to sweat? I'll go to a Yoga class with Jazmine and her towel will be soaked and I wont have a drop on me! Freak of nature I guess. I have never set foot inside a gym before and BOY are they WEIRD! I did enjoy the sauna tho. They had two-a Dry Sauna that was 180 degree and a Steam Sauna. The dry sauna was hotter then hell and I was afraid my glasses were going to melt plus, I didn't bring any water with so I left that after about 9 min's or so. The steam sauna was nice but I couldn't see since my glasses fogged up as soon as I stepped in there. Next time I need to remember to bring water and wear contacts. It's BORING as all hell sitting in there alone or with strangers that you can't see bcuz you don't have your glasses on and you are blind as a bat. As I was leaving the ladies locker room I saw this lady who had to be in her late 50's/Early 60's and she was standing naked in front of the mirror brushing her hair. This lady was ROCK solid-no fat at all and she had the body of a 21 yr old. Unbelievable. She probably doesn't drink booze or download the Yummy Book.

anyhoooo. Last night I watched Rumble Fish. That's where the title of this post came from. That's two Diane Lane movies I have watched this week (The Fabulous Stains was the other one) Mickey Rourke was actually HOT when he was young and Matt Dillon.. OOOH LA LA.

7 comments:

Sunshine said...

i have an irrational phobia of gyms. most of my nightmares take place in a gym lockerroom since i was wee. i plan on never entering a gym ever again in my life.
no, i don't work out at home either. but i think about it. i think about it a lot.

Fashion Serial Killer said...

The girl tried to give me a tour of the entire gym and I told her "No, just show me the sauna" ha. I could see parts of the gym upstairs and I think it'd be weird to excersize in front of other people. Shit, I wont even go jogging down a busy street.

Charlene said...

at least you didn't see 500 lb naked ladies blow drying their hair!

woodenheart said...

this is the funniest thing i've read in a while...
She probably doesn't drink booze or download the Yummy Book.

I laughed out loud.

Anonymous said...

i am haunted by Cherry Valance

Fashion Serial Killer said...

Lani-Glad you laughed out loud ;o) the YUMMY BOOK is sitting on my kitchen table. You should come hiking sometime with the army of dogs.

Char-Yes, Def waay better. I almost asked her how the hell she keeps her body like that.

Vargas-I think Cherry Valance is a lil too young for you PERV!

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